Justus von Liebig (1803-1873)
German chemist, discoverer of chloroform, founder of agricultural mineral fertilization.

The Tradition of Making Exclusive Soap
Soap was discovered when an ancient culture found out that their clothes were cleaner if they washed them at a specific point in the river. On a hill above that spot, the same people burned human sacrifices. The melted fat of the sacrifices mixed with lye that was formed from a solution of rain water and wood ash from the pyres. The combination created a thick discharge that made its way down the river in the from of soap.

Our Soap is All Natural and Handmade
With our exclusive products, we want to continue this old tradition of making soap of the best raw material that mother nature has to offer: human fat! With our numerous partners in the cosmetic surgery industry, we are able to sell rich women their fat asses back to them. We are enthusiastic about our recycling policy.

Advanced Knowledge
When we cook the fat, tallow rises to the surface. Once the tallow hardens, we skim off a layer of glycerin. If you were to add nitric acid, you'd get nitroglycerin. If you were to add sodium nitrate and a dash of sawdust, you'd get dynamite. Yea, with enough soap, you could blow up just about anything.